June 2012
Nearly 65% think Barack Obama would be better... →
inothernews:
brooklynmutt:
When asked for details of Romney’s alien invasion mitigation plan, a spokeswoman provided a list of bullet points:
Finger guns
“Pew pew pew” sounds
Pretend spaceships
The speech delivered by Bill Pullman before he gets into the fighter jet from Independence Day
1 tag
Swans is touring again! →
catturnedtosmoke:
Dates so far:
October 10th - New York, Bowery Ballroom
October 11th - Boston, MA, Paradise Rock Club
October 12th - Washington DC, Black Cat Mainstage
October 13th - Philadelphia, Union Transfer
October 14th - Raleigh, NC, Lincoln Theatre
October 16th - Orlando, FL, The Social
October 17th - West Palm Beach, FL
October 18th - Tallahassee, FL, Club Downunder
October...
1 tag
my brother's watching scooby doo.
simple plan is guest starring
1 tag
kittens-gorawr asked: HAppY BiRThdAy!!11
rachelejohnson asked: Happy birthday! I'm sending your gift on friday when I get paid... I would have sent it sooner, but it took forever just to get to me.. -____- But guarantee, you'll lurvvvv it.
2 tags
shout-out to midnight birthday calls/texts (and tumblr asks from meghan):
i really don’t give a shit about my birthday, but i can still appreciate the fuzzy feelings that come along with those. so thanks guize.
1001openhands asked: happy birth!
1 tag
1001openhands replied to your post: 14!
same
it’s a curse. also, i need your address plz.
1001openhands asked: 14!
2 tags
i got carried away.
2 tags
SHE SAID DOOOOOON'T
DON’T LET IT GO TO YOUR HEAD
BOYS LIKE YOU ARE A DIME A DOZEN
BOYS LIKE YOU ARE A DIME A DOZEN
SHE SAID YOU’RE A TOUCH OVERRATED
YOU’RE A LUSH AND I HATE IT
BUT THESE GRASS STAINS ON MY KNEES
THEY WON’T MEAN A…. THING.
I could not be more bored.
Still at the sleep study place.
They woke me up at 5am this morning and let me try to sleep at 7. I just started to doze off when my 20 minutes were up. My 2nd nap at 9 went a little better, since I think I passed out pretty quick. I dreamed, at least.
Home Improvement, Fresh Prince, and now…I think this is Law & Order.
Did they seriously just put a magician in jail and act...
Oh shit y’all. West Nile is buzzing around Virginia, apparently.
Like I needed more of a reason to be a shut-in.
The Legend of Zelda: LIVE IN CONCERT →
hi, will someone be nerd enough to do this with me?
I belong to a lost generation and am comfortable only in the company of others...
– Umberto Eco (via girlinlondon)
2 tags
DIY Punk House Space in DC Looking For Roomates
lastsparkofasoul:
My house, Wasted Dream, is currently looking for roommates and people to sublet some upcoming vacancies. We’re a row house kind of near Columbia Heights, walking distance from the metro. Our house is consistently hosting basement shows, usually 1 or two shows a week. We’re mostly a vegetarian house. We are queer/trans friendly. Drinking happens but it’s not a huge party house. ...
1 tag
sleep study tonight
and fuck i forgot i wasn’t supposed to drink caffeine
i have coffee in my hand
will they know that i’m lying?
i don’t care, this is a stupid thing that i’m doing anyway.
1 tag
lastsparkofasoul replied to your post: when i was 14 & 15, and dreaming of owning a car,…
once the speakers go it’s all downhill. get stoked though! yer gonna burn out those VA back roads.
honestly, i more see myself as the grandma driver blasting skramz and/or pop punk. until my speakers inevitably go. then i’ll just be a very sad grandma driver reminiscing about the glory days.
1 tag
when i was 14 & 15, and dreaming of owning a car, and seeing it as a real possibility there was really only one aspect that attracted me to the idea
playing my own music real loud
i guess that’s probably what a lot of teenagers dream of doing
but the thing is,
i’m still really excited about this
i can’t wait to burn cds
and
have options
and
let’s face it guize...
3 tags
1 tag
There's nothing wrong with sex, people.
claireruns:
thechroniclesofrin:
- Having sex every day. - Saving sex for your wedding night. - Never having sex. - Having sex with different people. - Having sex with one person. - Having sex with a person of your same gender. - Loving sex. - Hating sex. - Being loud. - Being quiet.
The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
...
1 tag
1 tag
I’m never going to get over my Thora Birch crush, am I?
1 tag
blase and broken hearted
1001openhands:
x. saw a stupid rock cover band, the singer of which had both a bandana in his back pocket and a chain wallet
x. went into debt for a bud light
x. decided i was not even emotionally stable enough for one beer
x. started watching breaking bad in the middle of season three or something
x. received a drunk dial from alex and ashley they are such cute people
1 tag
So I went and looked at a car today.
:3